Class of 1979 E-Mail Directory

What can I say? We live in a cynical, mercenary age. Because we are apparently an attractive marketing demographic, our email addresses represent a marketable commodity. Dartmouth College has recommended that class email directories be secured with a password to prevent some lowlife Direct Marketing Weasel from scooping them up and soliciting everyone with Opportunities to Make Money Fast.

Consequently, you are now faced with the (hopefully minor) inconvenience of needing a password to reach the email directory for the Dartmouth Class of 1979. Click here to access the email directory! Use all lowercase letters (no punctuation marks or numbers) when you enter the password for best results.

If you don't know the answer to the question above, please drop me a line and, if you are a member of the Class of 1979 and not a lowlife Direct Marketing Weasel, I'll mail you the answer. (If you're both, you should be ashamed of yourself, and that's all we'll say about that...)